Did you know that once you become an old fart, you're destined to constantly take your glasses on and off (in order to see correctly in different situations) or else wear a chain around your neck attached to said glasses to accommodate the taking on and off? And that's what it is, and so live with it? (In this day of high-tech and Amazing Medical Feats?) Most people I know around my age who have always had decent eyesight are now having to do that with reading/seeing up close. My issue is just the opposite. I've always been near-sighted (needed correction to see in the distance) but that correction now hoses my up-close sight. So when I read, the glasses come off. When I'm shopping, the glasses perch on the top of my head so I can read price tags or otherwise view items I'm shopping for. My glasses have bifocals, but they've never worked right, and I always felt that they were too strong because reading a book or a menu or doing computer work seems to be just fine without any correction at all. (Hence, the glasses come off!) So imagine my surprise when the eye doctor told me today that, in fact, I need stronger bifocals? He explained it to me (sort of -- using a polished and sparkly clean window as an analogy, but when you open the window to the bare outside, you see much more clearly). I'm still skeptical. We'll see. (heh heh). After all, if my new glasses aren't right, I'll insist that they make them right. BUT. He did say that I'd likely still need to take them off in order to read or work on the computer, simply because the angle of where bifocals fall just aren't conducive to both reading and computer work. They will, however, allow me to see the speedometer on my car and snowmobile without removing my glasses. Bottom line: I need a chain! But I absolutely refuse. I hate that look. It just totally smacks of old fart, and yes I am, but I don't have to broadcast it quite that loud.
Lasik surgery wouldn't really help me. Yes, I'd be able to see clearly in the distance, but I'd then need glasses for up-close. And probably a separate pair altogether for the computer. No benefit at all -- and I have to wonder about all the people in their, say, 30s having lasik and 10 years later needing reading/computer glasses. Hopefully they'll eventually come up with a successful method to deal with both issues.
Or maybe there's a conspiracy by optometrists lobbying to make certain that we always have to have corrective lenses, no matter what Amazing Medical Feats are possible. (I'll bet dentists hated the advent of Fluoride...)
I wrapped like Tupac Shakur a crazy woman last night and accomplished quite a lot -- but I'm not done. (Close, though). And I did watch "Polar Express" on my laptop while I wrapped, which was extremely pleasurable. (Both the movie itself plus having it play while I wrapped). What a good movie! My brother and his family saw it on IMAX, in 3-D! I can't quite imagine that -- must have been awesome!