Some really, er, lovely observations.
Ever had salad dressing not agree with you? (I mean majorly not agree with you). While you’re out & about? JDub wondered what in hell’s name had happened to me while I disappeared into the Starbucks restroom for a very
l-o-n-g time. Oiff.
‘Nuf said on that observation.
Sitting here at the computer with a stinky blob of goop on my head. Yup, it’s hair-dye time. Normally I do this on the weekend, but this morning on my way to work it hit me: This coming weekend is the class reunion! Yikes! I look like a skunk! Since I don’t look nearly as “hot” (read: skinny) as I did at the previous reunion 10 years ago, the least I can do is make sure my hair doesn't look like a skunk. (At the moment I certainly smell like one. Well, a “chemically enhanced” skunk).
Time to go hose off.